Cutting out the surrogate.

I’m sure he was playing with something while talking to Putin but I doubt it was an accordion.

Because the kidnapping was going to be on the up and up?

What’s one more broken law in the grand scheme of things?

And wearing a mask to hide your identity while performing your job function is pretty sus.

Body armor is pretty heavy isn’t it? I don’t think he has the muscle to carry him plus any protection.

I know I will.

But I just read the other month he’s got the same height/bmi as those NFL players?

And can easily break bones or maim if used incorrectly.

Times 100

This fucker is like an IRL Michel Scott

“Sometimes I’ll start a sentence and I don’t know where it’s going. I just hope to find it somewhere along the way. Like an improv conversation. An improversation.”

“powered off”

Unless I’m holding the battery in one hand and the phone in the other I don’t trust it being turned off either.

I would be shocked if they aren’t equipped with puke bags for such an event and then your plan is foiled.

There are at least two of us then. Makes me feel a little better.

Our own what? It sounds delicious.

So much furry content, holy smokes.

I’d love to sign up but I have really bad bone spurs…

And bus seats

I don’t see where she’s charging but maybe?

Maybe you should look towards eating something other than steel or aluminum. (but seriously sorry you’re having to deal with this)